The Fist Court

Our first ever case solved was the case of Bonkidus, whom was infected with the E-Virus and started spamming the wiki known as the “Marvel Database” saying offensive non-holy things about the Bubger. Hank Slym, Miles Morooles and Spooder-Gwen managed to find a cure in time before it was too late. Fortunately, him and his closest friend, SPIDEEEY!, patched things up.

Case number 2 was also a crime against Bubger. You see, the popular kids show known as ‘Spongebob Squarepants’ known for mostly its’ humour and memes on Reddit stole the bubger mobile from that of the CB wiki. Mutt and Jonniffer helped Chicken Bubger wiki sue them for everything they own and now have become the richest cul- community in all of the nine realms.

Case 3 could only be described as fecking disgusting. Popular YouTuber and man of all our childhoods, SkyDoesMinecraft turned out to be a narc and abuser to many young women. Phoonix White, nicknamed the “Ace Attorney” was his lawyer during that case. Phoonix went up against Sky’s girlfriend’s lawyer Edgelordworth otherwise known as Mark Millar and lost the case. Handsome and dashingly charming judge Iron-Vell decided to give him a fate worse than death, living with the Skrulls.

Case 4: Creating another Fist Court page and adding nothing, scaring the dear leader, supermodel and judge into thinking someone vandalised it. This gave that moist manly man immense paranoia and he still doesn’t trust anyone but his inner circle. The hunt for the culprit is still on-going, will we ever find them? Only time can tell.